The Nincompoop Faction

Tuesday, March 19, 2002:

Now it is time for me to BLOG. I just bought the new album by System of a Down and it is SLAMIN'. It's weird because it seems like it is about Sept. 11...I mean after the obvious "self rightous suicide" refrences aside. It's as if they were all recieving a dark muddled vision of the future...unknowing vessels, as it were. I wonder if others have made this connection...I should be a little more succinct about how it is like sept 11. Lines like "walk with me and turn the forest into sand", "somewhere between rightous silence and sleep", "sience has failed mother earth", as well as the song title "atwa", very much like "Ata", the name of the mastermind of the attacks. There is all sorts of other stuff that I can't remember, mabye later. anyway bye
Adam // 12:20 PM

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Sunday, February 17, 2002:

This is the Flintstones theme translated into Spanish and then back into English:

Flintstones, solves the Flintstones which they are family modern of the age of stone of, city of Bedrock a correct one of the pagination outside history. It leaves stroll with the family under street with the courtesy of feet of Fred two when his, with the Flintstones it causes that dabba of yabba makes time.  Flintstones old, solves the Flintstones  which they are family  modern of the age of stone of, city of Bedrock  a correct one of the pagination outside history. Perhaps someday, Fred will gain then fight  that, cat will remain towards outside for night  when his, with the Flinstones  it has dabba of yabba measure the time, dabba do time  that we will have an old glad short while!


Here it is again, this time from english to german to french and then back again to english:

Flintstones, meet Flintstones , is they it family  modern of stone age of which, town of Bedrock  it page which a line of the history are. **time-out** if the voyage with of family of sheet the street  downwards by the courtesy of feet  Fred two, if you leave, with the yabbadabba of Flintstones  a old man time.  you Flintstones, the Flintstones , of which be they the family  modern of age of stone, city of gathering of Bedrock  its page that a right-hand side of history be. **time-out** daily newspaper gain probably the fight  of Fred then, that, cat outside for some remainder of night , if you, with lesquelle Flinstones  determine the time of yabbadabba, make the time  of dabba you have, that we have some homosexual a old time!

The Faction has too much time on it's hands.

Adam // 11:25 AM

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Sunday, January 27, 2002:

The Faction sometimes wonders what it's all about
Adam // 9:26 PM

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The Faction has decreed that XTC's Skylarking, Produced by Faction alum is *THE* album to obsess over in the Month of Februray! Listen to the wacky Sgt. Pepper feel, chuckle at the vaudville chord changes, marvel at the beauty of the songs, rinse, repeat.
The Faction has spoken.
Adam // 8:21 PM

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This is The Nincompoop Faction Manifesto, again writen by our esteemed founder and savior Sr. Persessiones, IV. This is the most important document to The Faction, and most if not all of our philosophy and beliefs are contained herein:


The Nincompoop Faction Manifesto

I. Illegitimate ill-bred loafing loafer is outworn. Knock about and redo from memory, as the holder of a doctoral dreadlocked jellyfish jiggle is an old testament blabbermouth in an ointment mock-up, glaringly iridescent. Knock oneself out and giggle, sea creature kleptomaniac. Prattle on in a knavish subsidiary in gardens of ironic desecration. Rostrum bickering can carry through an unfriendly stomach attendant as well as wearing away ill-tempered persons with dysentery skepticism, in addition to rubbing someone the wrong way.

II.Gibberish governor is on a trial basis with knavish omnipotence but is a warmonger hobnobbed with lack of embellishment. Live and let live, kick around olfactory senses with a klutz of an older and higher tableware tradition, an ill-seasoned fabric made of wool, dormant for the winter. These were joined in order to divert attention and damn with faint praise, to start biding their time with a fibber in old clothes and ivories, a jingoist who is slackening, having ceased to exist and at the same time weakening his yummy rubbish in potpourri knapsacks with excessive hobgoblin nicknames.

III. Guaranteed each in their own way, the rabble-rouser head covering is the ultimate cause for ice-cream parlor obedience in a pacifist tomahawk galaxy, with sacrilegious dabblers dabbling in facial cast gabardine habitation. Jack-of-all-trades keeps a steady pace despite lack of refinement with the cabinet member vacuum cleaner fabrication, with baby cat nagging and an antagonist contrivance for planting seeds, each learning by heart the fuddy-duddy diagnostic ruling class tabulation quagmire.

IV. Symbolic representation can be an appendage to an affectionate yet dynamic dead end. Printing from engraved plates with noiseless cab drivers is an aimless swallow, an eagerly fabulous otherworldly idealism in cheap gaudy clothes opposing finger plants vacillating in saccharine bias. Ubiquitous do-it-yourself amusement is as predictable as an amalgamated quadriplegic ear trumpet, a radioactive racing vehicle that is tactless only in it's obedience to pacified laborious karma, a Machiavellian jargon hindered only by it's nakedness. Baby goat haggling with galactic dust is valiant, especially when facing damnable daily journal fickleness. Rub someone the wrong way while yodeling scalding vocalization in a place of institutional moaning, no longer vibrating a dubious ill-tempered sabotage, but exacting a bickering ghostlike tractability joined within a demented nincompoop faction.



Adam // 1:23 PM

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The Faction is pleased to present a smaller work by our esteemed founder, Sr. Persessiones, IV.

Is your accomplice outcome an expression of news? Are
you an unfailing young animal with the wretchedness to
promise to pay from the peculiar repellant product know as
the MOVING RECREATIONAL CONVEYANCE? Yokel is free
on probation. He withstands with gloved fists and combines
the latest report on incompetent graduation ceremonies
from a procrastinate and preclusive garbage with a tonsorial
artist who disappeared unconscious when in contact with
distinguished segments in furtherance of the surplus.

Are you a young animal unfailing with wretchedness to
promise to pay for a peculiar and repellant product known
as the TRANSPORT RECREACIONAL MUZZLE-LOADER?
The palette essential condition frees in the conditional
freedom. It supports with gloved pus and combines time
and incompetent ceremonies of graduation procrastinators
and a sweeping preclusive tonsorial artist who is in despair
and unconscious when in contact with segments
distinguished in the promotion of surplus. Is this a result of
safeguarding one expression of the news?

Fish Translation, In English:

It is a result of compiling one’s manifest. - Of the notice?  
Voice. A new animal unfailing in it’s wretchedness to
promise to pay the peculiar product repellant known as the
MOVING RECREATIONAL CONVEYANCE? Yokel jests he is
exempt in probation. It supports with gel oven fists and
matches the relative humidity most behind in ceremonies of
Graduals. -Incompetent to procrastinate and a trash
preclusive with a tonsorial artist who gives derogatory hints.
S.W.A.T. team is unconscious when in contact with distinct
paths in furtherance of the excess. Air and voice. A new
animal that, unfailing with wretchedness, promised to pay
for a peculiar product passionately known as the
RECREATIONAL CARRIER MUZZLE-LOADER? Commonly
owned apartment house is essential to the palette
exemptions in the conditional release. Sustainable? -Yes,
with gloved hysterically reverent in installations in an item
used to decorate and mines of co-chronometers and
ceremonies incompetent of procrastinators of graduals.
Entrancing a tonsorial trickster preclusive that is in the
unconscious desperation in contact with paths of the
unknown in promotion of the excess.

Adam // 1:14 PM

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The Nincompoop Faction is comitted to bringing you the finest prose this side of "Back to the Future" FanFic. It is in keeping with this strongly held comitment that The Faction presents to you the work of a fine young poet, Mr. Johnny Hernandez. Take it away, Johnny:

I am defiant. I am relentless. I emanate perfection. I am the
very epiphany of all that the human eye has ever captured.
-I walk defiantly, in a relentless pace. Emanating perfection.
My very steps are the very wisdom of my creator, and of the
dawn of excellence. I. Am. Perfect.
Cheese.
Cheese.
-As I walk in my playful  strut, I step in cheese. A huge
cheese. A huge, yellow, wedge of cheese. The cheese of
everlasting doom.
-The cheese smears upon my shoe, crawls up my leg. I
shriek in horror. The cheese. The cheese from hell.
-It eats away at my pant leg as I madly try to shake it off. I fall
flat on my back, wriggling in the dirt, as the cheese ruins my
very soul.
I.
Am.
No longer.
Perfect.
-I lash out at the all-destroying yellow symbiote with all my
might. It claws at my flesh, and I howl at the sky. I slam my
defeated leg against the ground repeatedly. Yes. I hear it
screaming.
-The cheese is dead.
-I peel the yellow death from my fragile limb, and fall flat on
the ground, breathing heavily. For a while I lay there.
I then get up, in a defiant pace, and begin to walk. I walk on
my bad leg.
- I cringe.

Adam // 1:03 PM

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The Nincompoop faction lives. Long live the nincompoop faction. We have recently noticed that individuals have started to utter the phrase "how cool is that?" with alarming frequency. The Nincompoop Faction does not support this disturbing new trend. It is the view of The Faction that this phrase is, in fact, wholly and completely, idiotic and pedestrian. The Faction fights this trend with the use of "Physical Re-containment of Idiotic Phrasing" (PRIP) protocols. These new protocols have been shown to be effective with regards to the re-integration of non-annoying speech paterns into the pool population in initial clinical trails. A further study of these protocols would be welcome to asses their effacacy in the larger idiot population.
The Faction has spoken.
Adam // 12:55 PM

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